I have too much free time on my hands:
(to the tune of "Trogdor!")
Al Gore was a man
He was a prez'dential man
Actually, he shoulda been prez'nit
But he was still AL GORE!
Environating the countryside
Environating the polluters
Environating all the CEOs
In their smoke-stacked FACTORIES!
And the Al Gore beats down the RIIIIIGHT!